Baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer- Ted Williams
Why does everybody stand up and sing "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" when they're already there? - Larry Anderson
Don't forget to swing hard, in case you hit the ball- Woodie Held.
90% of sports is mental. The other half is physical.
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. - Mitch Hedberg
To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no choreography, and the dancers hit each other- Jack Handey.
Prize fighters can sometimes read and write when they start - but they can't when they finish- Martin H. Fischer.
I wanted to have a career in sports when I was young, but I had to give it up. I'm only six feet tall, so I couldn't play basketball. I'm only 190 pounds, so I couldn't play football. And I have 20-20 vision, so I couldn't be a referee.
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