Men will spend 2 bucks on a 1 buck item that they desperately need. Women will spend 1 buck on a 2 buck item that they don’t need at all.
If women didn’t exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth- Chuck Norris
Men who chase cars gets exhausted, men who run in front of cars get tired.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man- Lana Turner
Women: Can’t live with them, can’t bury them in the back yard without the neighbors seeing.
To attract men, I wear a perfume called ‘New Car Interior’
There are three stages of man: He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.
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