Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
Accept that some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue- Dilbert.
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines- Jason Hutchison and John Benfield
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Dogs have owners. Cats have staff.
To my mind, the only possible pet is a cow. Cows love you . . . They will listen to your problems and never ask a thing in return. They will be your friends forever. And when you get tired of them, you can kill and eat them. Perfect. - Bill Bryson
Man is the only animal for whom his own existence is a problem which he has to solve. – Erich Fromm
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. - Barry Humphries
New Zealand is a country of thirty thousand million sheep, three million of whom think they are human. - Barry Humphries
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