Mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are
talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true- Bertrand Russell.
talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true- Bertrand Russell.
Trigonometry is a sine of the times.
God is real, unless declared integer.
A mathematician is a scientist who can figure out anything except such
simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
simple things as squaring the circle and trisecting an angle.
Black holes result from God dividing the universe by zero.
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
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