Demented and sad, but social.- The Breakfast Club
Roses are red, violets are blue. I’m a schizophrenic and so am I- Bill Murray.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes- J.B. Morton.
Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos- Homer Simpson.
I am late to work due to an asthmatic attack. I can’t believe I didn’t hear him in the bushes- Emo Phillips.
Don't worry. Being eaten by a crocodile is just like going to sleep. In a giant blender. - Homer Simpson
We have a great life here in Alaska, and we're never going back to America again! - The Simpsons Movie
The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe -- women! - Back to the Future II
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