Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
All generalizations are false, including this one.
I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure- W.C. Fields.
When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.
Who says nothing is impossible. I've been doing nothing for years.
I must confess, I was born at a very early age.
If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment
A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized- Fred Allen.
If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.
I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.
Are you awake? No.
A nickel isn’t worth a dime anymore- Yogi Berra.
Rumors of my death have been greatly exaggerated- Mark Twain.
I'm not 40, I'm eighteen with 22 years experience.
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