
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia- Charles Schulz
I plan on living forever. So far, so good.
Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Death is a once in a lifetime experience.
It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
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